Summer styles are finally here

This year, our new summer collection will shelter you from the harsh elements of a world that doesnt care if you live or die.

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We built our business on great customer service

At the beginning at least, but then we realized we could make a lot more money if we kinda stopped caring about that. Our new strategy is to write a bunch of things that look really good in the headlines, then clarify in the small print but hope people dont actually read it.

Free shipping

It's not actually free we just price it into the products. Someone's paying for it, and it's not us.

10-year warranty

If it breaks in the first 10 years we'll replace it. After that you're on your own though.

Exchanges

If you don't like it, trade it to one of your friends for something of theirs. Don't send it here though.

Long-term thinking

We`re committed to responsible, sustainable, and ethical manufacturing. Our small-scale approach allows us to focus on quality and reduce our impact. We`re doing our best to delay the inevitable heat-death of the universe.

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